Record your 60-second pitch. Three AI investors watch it and fire the three hardest follow-up questions at you – out loud. Answer, get your survival score, and fix every weak line before the real meeting.
60 seconds, on camera, like the real thing. The AI reads your words, your pace, your filler words – and your delivery.
Three investor personas find the holes in your pitch and read the three hardest follow-up questions out loud. You answer on camera.
A survival score you can post – and the rewrite of every weak line, timestamped to the second it cost you.
"Give me a real number. How big, and how do you know?"
"Why you, why now? What stops the next team from shipping this in a weekend?"
"Cute niche. Where does the 100x come from? Walk me to a million users."
Thirty years on the other side of the table. Reads your camera, rhythm and nerve.
Investor questions cluster into three families: the economics, the conviction, the scale. One persona per family means every session covers the full kill zone – not a random sample of it.
Retrieval practice is one of the most robust findings in learning science: you improve far more by being made to answer than by re-reading your deck. The tank is an interrogation, not a teleprompter.
Practicing under simulated pressure lowers anxiety and frees working memory in the real room. The pixel sharks are deliberate: enough pressure to train you, not enough threat to make you avoid training. Get eaten. Press restart.
Expertise research says improvement needs specific feedback on specific weaknesses, immediately, with reps. Timestamped moments, a fix per moment, the alpha rewrite, a score curve per session: that is the textbook, gamified.
The survival score is free – post it, dare your friends. The paid layer is what makes Thursday's meeting go differently: every weak line timestamped, and rewritten the way an alpha founder would say it.
Every session ends with a score card built to be posted. Dare another founder.
AI, not people. Your video is analyzed to find the holes and generate the questions – the three investors are personas, tuned to how real investors think.
About five minutes: a 60-second pitch, three questions, three answers, one verdict. Short on purpose – you'll run it again before every meeting.
No – they're generated from what you actually said. Claim a huge market without a number and The Operator will ask for the number.
Two full sessions with score and share card. The alpha rewrite – the version of your pitch that survives – is the paid layer.